Friday, July 4, 2008

Pas nahin tum to phir kya ho gaya mausum dobara laut aayein ge
Saagar se maujoon ko milna hai zaroori aik din to dono mil jaayein ge

nazar aandaz kaise kare appko
nazar o me bittya hi appko
royein bhi to kaise
jhukhi jo palkhe to chubhe-gi- appko

Zamane ki har jannat tumhe mil jaaye,
Ye aasma ye zamin tumhari hogi,
Mujhse keh bhi na paaoge usse pehle,
Mere hisse ki har khushi tumhari hogi.

Maang kar to dekho kabhi,
humari yeh zindagi bhi tumhari hogi.
Teri aarzoo, teri khushi, teri chahat hi
Humari zindagi ki aarzoo akhiri hogi


Iss pyaase raahi ko bus thoda paani chahiye
Bahot din bitaye hoop mein bus thodi chhaya chahiye
Pyar tumse hum karte hain bahot bus thoi wafa chahiye

Dil main intjar ki lakir chhod jaayenge.
Aakho main yaadon ki nami chhod jaayenge.
Dhundhte phiroge hume eak din.
Zindgi me eak dost ki kami chhod jayenge

Apko kabhi humse ruth ke jaane na denge
Naraz ho aap aise halat na paida na hone denge
Yakeen karo humare har baat pe
Hum tumko kabhi apni zindagi se jaane na denge

Ab humein pyar ke rishte pe aeitbaar na raha
Wo humraahi ab humare saath na raha
Jee rahan hoon par kisi se kuch nahi hai shiqayat
Apna kehne walon ko bhi to ab humara khayal na raha

Wafa ke vade karne wae hi bewafaa hote kyon hai
Dil ke kareb rehne wae hi humse khafaa hote kyon hai
Ajeeb zindagi ne diye hai uljhan jo kabhi na ujhe
Mohabbat mein thokar khane wale humesha rote kyon hai

Hawaayen Kisse Poochkar Aati Hai Ghum Ki
Bheed Mein Dekhaa To Ek Hamaari Aankhein Hi Nam Thi

Jo Mujhko Samajhkar Bhi Na Samajh Sakaa
Jab Samjhaa Mujhe To Meri Saansein Kam Thi

Hum to yunhi behkudhi me keh baithe
ki hume koi yaad nahi karta
jis ka ho aapke jaisa pyaara dost
vo kabhi kudha se bhi fariyaad nahi karta

Masoom mohabbat ka bus itna fasana hai,
kagaz ki haveli hai, baarish ka zamana hai,
kya shart-e-mohabbat hai, kya shart-e-zamana hai,
aawaz bhi zakhmi hai aur geet bhi gaana hai,
Us paar utarne ki umeed bahut kam hai,
kashti bhi purani hai, tufaan ko bhi aana hai,
Samjhe ya na samjhe wo andaaz mohabbat ke,
ek shakhs ko aankhon se haal-e-dil sunana hai,
Bholi si adaa koi fir ishq ki zid par hai,
fir aag ka dariya hai aur doob ke jaana hai.


woh dilnashi hamara imtehan kya legi
nazre mili to nazre jhuka legi
use hamari kabr pe diya jalane mat dena yaaro
abhi woh nadan hai kahi apna hath jala legi

Kisi ko nafrat marti hai, kisi ko uska dushman koi
Koi Yaad karta hai bichde mehboob ko, kisi ko yaad aata hai uska hamdam koi,
Mujhe kisi anjaane ne nahin mere hi rehnuma ne mara hai
Jiske naam likha tha dil ka katra-katra, usne peeth mein khanjar utara hai.. ///

Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai
halka sa aankho ko ehsas hota hai
chhalakte hai meri aankh se aansu
jab aapke dur hone ka ehsaas hota hai

Dur rehkar kareeb rehne ki aadat hai
yaad bankar aankhon se behne ki aadat hai
kareeb na hote hue bhi kareeb paoge
mujhe ehsaas bankar rehne ki aadat hai

Kuch Rishte upar wala banata hai
Kuch Rishte Log banate hain Par
kuch Log bina koi Rishte ke hi Rishte
Nibhate hain, Shayad wohi Dost kehlate hain

Roz hota hai tarruf mera teri yAdoN se,
chhalakta hai noor tera meri AnkhoN se,
tadap raha hoon maiN aur ab ye Alam hai,
aur intezaar nahi hota ab meri sasoN se.

Kiss Is A Key Of Love,
Love Is A Lock Of Marrige,
Marrige Is A Box Of Children,
Children Are Problem Of India,
So............
Never Kiss A Girl If You Love India


Kahi Andhera To Kabhi Shaam Hogi,
Meri Har Khushi Apke Naam Hogi,
Ek Baar Kuch Maang Ke To Dekho,
Hotho Pe Hasi Or Ye Zindgi Apke Naam Hogi.

Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.
In taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.

chand taro se mulakat kar aaye
har ek sitare se dosti kar aaye
us sitaro me ek ko jamin par le aaye
warna aap hi sochiye, aap is duniya me kaise aaye?

kaash sab log ek jaise hote
ek hum hai to apana dil shayari me bhejate hai
aur ek aap hai jo dil rakhne ke liye shayari bhejte hai
dont mind just kidding


Ye fark sirf aapki soch ka hai
Varna zamana sabka hai
Hum bhi hain aapke ek dost
Faisla ab baki aapka hai

my mobile had an accident with motorola, admitted in LG hospital
address samsung nagar, opp. SONY street, dr NOKIA says matter is
serious, pl donate SMS


Yeh donated sms hai ise further na donate karein
Yeh sms sirf aapke liye ise aur kahin paste na karein
Huamri baaton ko aap bhul na jaana
Yeh sms koi virus nahin hai jo aap authenticate karein

2 Lovers plan to suicide.



Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, “love is blind”.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying, “love never dies”.

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.

Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne

zindagi hai,tu sans hi sans hai....
zindagi hai,tu payar hi pyar hai....
zindagi hai,tu dost hi dost hai....
zindagi hai,par tum kyun nahi ho...

Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar

Dosti mein tu kabhi kho jayegi

maine kaha ai khuda ,

Zameen par aakar mere dost se mil

Tu bhi us par fannah ho jayega............!


Dosti Aur Mohabat Ki Murat Ho Aap,
Kisi Ke Zindagi Ki Zarurat Ho Aap,

Khubsurat To Phool Bhi Bahoot Hote Hain
Par Kisi Ke Liye Phool Se Bhi Zyada Khubsurat Ho Aap ...


Jaroorat hi nahi alfaaz ki,
Dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,

Paas hote to manzar hi kya hota
Dur se khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki.........


Sab dost bewafa ho gaye,
hum apne mobile se khafa ho gaye,
ek SMS to kar de zalim,
warna duniya wale samjhenge hum dono juda ho gaye.

pyar ne hazaro zakhm diye hai zamane ko
dosti uspe thik hai nibhane ko
dil ke katil rahete hai mahefil me
ye batakar kya karu zamane ko

Rab se dua Karta hun ki
mere dost ko khusiyo ka sansar mile,
Aur jo mujhe SMS nahi karte
unko apni GIRLFRIEND aur WIFE se
bahen jaisa payar mile....!


Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hoon
Tujhe jane bina tera haal bata sakta hoon
Hey meri mohabbat main itna dam
Apni ankh ka ansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon...


Tum ko dekha...
Tum ko dekha..
Tum ko dekha....
Toh yeh khayal aaya
Paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

I like u tabse u like me jabse,
I like u utna u like me jitna,
I like u tabtak u like me jabtak,
U like me jane kabtak
But I will like u marte damtak.......friendsforever


Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai,
Message box bhi kangal hai
Kya aap ki SMS factory me hartal hai?
plz kuch to bhejo ye mere Mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai


Zid apni naa chodhi tune,
pyar bhara dil tod diya.
kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,
tune sms karna chorr diya.

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jina,
kabhi meri trah jiya karo,
Rooz mere SmS padkar sharam nahi aati,
Kabhi kud bhi Sms kiya karo.


Aapka SMS hemesha khas hota hai,
wo hamari dosti ka raaz hota hai.
hum bhale he turant SMS na kare
lekin fir bhi agla SMS ka intazar hota hai.


Tum Apun Ko Itna SmS Karta Hai!
Apun Ko REPLY Karne Ko Majbur Karta Hai!
Kya Iske Piche Koi PLAN Hai?
Ya Auro Ki TarAh Tum Bi Apun Ka FAN Hai!


Tujh se bichad ke bhi zinda tha
rah rah ke ye zahar piya hai
jo kuchh guzari jaiseguzari
tujh pe kab ilzam diya hai
apne haal pe khud roya hun
khud hi apna chak siya hai
kitani jankahi se maine
tujhko dil se door kiya hai
khamoshi ki jheel me toone
phir kyon patthar fenk diya hai


Na kisi gham na kisi dard ne hame kabhi maara
Jis kadar teri ishq ne aaj mujhe hai maara.....


Ishq nahi hai tumhe mujhse yunhi bahane karti ho....
Yunhi bahane qayam rakhna tum mere mar jaane tak...

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